Wednesday Workout - Random Thoughts While Listening to LL Cool J
"I Can’t Live Without My Radio". . .I can’t live without my CD player. How else would I get through this god awful hour of cardio? Damn that Todd!. . . ."Rock the Bells". I wish someone would rock my bells. All this exercise and being in my mid 30s has left me extremely horny on a bi weekly. . . . okay daily basis. I wonder what Cut Creator looks like. Wonder if he’s single. . . ........................"I’m Bad". I AM BAD!!! Oh, look at this 72 year old grandma getting on the treadmill next to me! She doesn’t know how bad I am. Look at her trying to read the newspaper as she walks. Bless her heart. . . . . . LL Cool J? No, No. LL Cool A. Forget Oreo Cookies, eat Cool A Cookies. . . . . Well, maybe not LL, Ladies Love. Then again, I can’t seem to get a date with a man. I wonder if I have any female admirers. Holla! I don’t get down like that though. Then again "I Need Love". Who the hell doesn’t?! Shit, I need love and some lovin’.
"Goin’ Back To Cali". I’d like to go back to bed. . . . "Jack The Ripper". I’m going to rip this granny apart. How ya like me now, punk?! Hey Granny, I’m LL Cool A and you’re Kool Moe Dee. Who you think is going to win this treadmill race?
"They’re Jigglin’ Baby". That’s why it’s time for me to get off this treadmill. . . . These caramel globes of joy are about to knock me out. . . .Mama said knock you out! No my titties knocked me out. . . .Lord, I make myself laugh. "Back Seat of My Jeep". . . . . . I remember when. . . let it go, Amber. I have some good memories. Let’s swing an episode! I know you feelin’ frisky. What’s my name?! What’s my name?! Oooooooh to be young and limber again. I would probably hurt myself now. I already have a pinched nerve in my foot. My body is falling apart, yet I’m here, in the gym at 7:15am. LL needs to give me a hug!
"Doin’ It" - Oakland, Oakland, Oakland! I need a rough neck and a mandingo. I feel the need to burn about 50 more calories on this bitch. Now I’m calling the treadmill a bitch. See what rap can do to you? I represent SF. He was raised out in Oakland. I’m in the zone. My heartbeat zone, that is: 149.
I feel an asthma attack coming on. Maybe I should go back to listening to Prince. Who do you love?
"Goin’ Back To Cali". I’d like to go back to bed. . . . "Jack The Ripper". I’m going to rip this granny apart. How ya like me now, punk?! Hey Granny, I’m LL Cool A and you’re Kool Moe Dee. Who you think is going to win this treadmill race?
"They’re Jigglin’ Baby". That’s why it’s time for me to get off this treadmill. . . . These caramel globes of joy are about to knock me out. . . .Mama said knock you out! No my titties knocked me out. . . .Lord, I make myself laugh. "Back Seat of My Jeep". . . . . . I remember when. . . let it go, Amber. I have some good memories. Let’s swing an episode! I know you feelin’ frisky. What’s my name?! What’s my name?! Oooooooh to be young and limber again. I would probably hurt myself now. I already have a pinched nerve in my foot. My body is falling apart, yet I’m here, in the gym at 7:15am. LL needs to give me a hug!
"Doin’ It" - Oakland, Oakland, Oakland! I need a rough neck and a mandingo. I feel the need to burn about 50 more calories on this bitch. Now I’m calling the treadmill a bitch. See what rap can do to you? I represent SF. He was raised out in Oakland. I’m in the zone. My heartbeat zone, that is: 149.
I feel an asthma attack coming on. Maybe I should go back to listening to Prince. Who do you love?
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